Testify: Confess Thy Food Sins

Did you shove several pieces of something regrettable down your gullet that had no business being there?

Have you found yourself falling victim to The Itis one too many times lately?

I’ve done it, you’ve done it, and your friendly neighborhood postman has done it. Don’t let your food overindulgence fester and transform from one moment of weakness into a week, month or year long descent into decadent debauchery.

Come forth, oh gluttonous one, and confess thy dietary sins – the truth shall set you free!

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Comments

  1. Joakim says

    Cereals, give me as many boxes of the stuff as you want (unless you plan on eating them) .

    I can eat pounds and pounds of the stuff without stopping for days, yes days, it has happened.

  2. Toni L. says

    Just last night. Came home late, brought the hubbs some Chipotle. He had bought me Taco Bell. Ate every terrible bite of everything. *yuck*

  3. Tam Z says

    I just pounded back two, count them two, Klondike bars in a row. I’m like, “hey, I don’t want this to stop”….so it didn’t.

    • says

      Lol. Welp, the best part about eating all the Klondike bars is that you can’t re-eat them…unless you manage to work some Magic Schoolbus voodoo and travel inside of your stomach to hunt down the remnants before they finish digesting, but I don’t think you have the free time for that. Back on track you go!

  4. Cherie Edmonds says

    Late night large pizza with a 2 liter. Yes. I can consume that much. But I’ve been really good about it lately. Usually I’ll eat it once every couple weeks, but I’m encroaching on 3 with no falter. Hello, my name is Cherie and I’m a junk-food-a-holic. It’s been three weeks since my last binge.

    • says

      3 weeks is almost a month, and a month is almost…another month! Keep on keepin on, and if the urge gets too strong, have some pizza. It’ll help take the edge off before you’re staring at another empty box in a groggy food coma wondering wth happened.

  5. says

    Haha! I have been known to go through a jar of peanut butter in two days. Or wolfing down Wholes Chinese or Italian dishes in a single sitting. Oh the Itis that comes after those episodes…

  6. Jane says

    Isn’t there some kind of religious obligation to scarf down a couple of hot cross buns when they appear in the grocery store during Lent? I’m a little fuzzy on the details but I’m pretty sure there is.

    • says

      I think you’re on to something….something that requires further investigation on my part – I’ll get right on it.

      P.S. – Welcome to the world of commenting on my blog! I hope to see a lot more of you around these parts =)

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