Did you shove several pieces of something regrettable down your gullet that had no business being there?
Have you found yourself falling victim to The Itis one too many times lately?
I’ve done it, you’ve done it, and your friendly neighborhood postman has done it. Don’t let your food overindulgence fester and transform from one moment of weakness into a week, month or year long descent into decadent debauchery.
Come forth, oh gluttonous one, and confess thy dietary sins – the truth shall set you free!