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This is my cell phone. I get 9 hours of talk time. Texting is horrible because I have to press a million buttons so I'm more likely to actually call you as reply. Every picture looks like the Blair Witch Project thanks to my 2.6 megapixel camera.If you tried to shoot me and take my Cinnabon, I could use it to deflect the bullet and then call the police to report you for being so rude The Mysterious Case of The Great Half-Asser I’m known for my legendary workouts. Not legendary in the … CONTINUE READING...

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