Did you shove several pieces of something regrettable down your gullet that had no business being there?
Have you found yourself falling victim to The Itis one too many times lately?
I’ve done it, you’ve done it, and your friendly neighborhood postman has done it. Don’t let your food overindulgence fester and transform from one moment of weakness into a week, month or year long descent into decadent debauchery.
Come forth, oh gluttonous one, and confess thy dietary sins – the truth shall set you free!
Cereals, give me as many boxes of the stuff as you want (unless you plan on eating them) .
I can eat pounds and pounds of the stuff without stopping for days, yes days, it has happened.
Same way! Give me a box Cinnamon toast crunch or any sort of granola cereal and full fat milk and I could eat myself into a coma !
Mmmmmm, full fat milk!
Just last night. Came home late, brought the hubbs some Chipotle. He had bought me Taco Bell. Ate every terrible bite of everything. *yuck*
Daaaaaaaaamn, he played you! That’s like you bringing him some steak only to find out he cooked you fried bologna.
I’ve been known to eat an entire tub of ice cream in two days. Not good for the waistline or digestive system!
Jordan, I do the same thing sometimes! My confession: I had a piece of chocolate cake everyday last weekend, and the scale showed it 🙁 But I’m back to tracking this week!
And the truth shall set you free!
Attack of the killer farts? No matter, the past is the past – now go forth and prosper!
I just pounded back two, count them two, Klondike bars in a row. I’m like, “hey, I don’t want this to stop”….so it didn’t.
Lol. Welp, the best part about eating all the Klondike bars is that you can’t re-eat them…unless you manage to work some Magic Schoolbus voodoo and travel inside of your stomach to hunt down the remnants before they finish digesting, but I don’t think you have the free time for that. Back on track you go!
Late night large pizza with a 2 liter. Yes. I can consume that much. But I’ve been really good about it lately. Usually I’ll eat it once every couple weeks, but I’m encroaching on 3 with no falter. Hello, my name is Cherie and I’m a junk-food-a-holic. It’s been three weeks since my last binge.
3 weeks is almost a month, and a month is almost…another month! Keep on keepin on, and if the urge gets too strong, have some pizza. It’ll help take the edge off before you’re staring at another empty box in a groggy food coma wondering wth happened.
Haha! I have been known to go through a jar of peanut butter in two days. Or wolfing down Wholes Chinese or Italian dishes in a single sitting. Oh the Itis that comes after those episodes…
Nothing sends a man to an early slumber faster than Chinese food! I’m glad you lived to tell the tale, and that you’re back on track now.
I ate 1500kcal of Famous Amos cookies yesterday! Hahahaha
el oh el. Did you fall asleep right afterwards?
Neh. I couldn’t sleep. The cookies left me feeling twitchy!
I wish I had that problem haha
Isn’t there some kind of religious obligation to scarf down a couple of hot cross buns when they appear in the grocery store during Lent? I’m a little fuzzy on the details but I’m pretty sure there is.
I think you’re on to something….something that requires further investigation on my part – I’ll get right on it.
P.S. – Welcome to the world of commenting on my blog! I hope to see a lot more of you around these parts =)