I like money because it helps me buy things, so the more of it I have, the better. I’m assuming that you too also like money. If this is the case, then I urge you not to spend your money seeing this movie:
The only thing that prevented me from committing seppuku in the middle of the theater was the conversations and comments that everyone else was having during the movie. By watching the above trailer, you’ve pretty much just seen the movie for free. However, if you are some kin to Scrouge McDuck and money is no concern to you, then by all means grab a bunch of friends and go see this comedy of a horror movie – just don’t expected to be scared…unless doors slamming loudly sends you into panic mode.
I like money too. And I’m smart, so I’m gonna listen to you. Doesn’t even look scary. Blah!
True that! That movie was about as scary as a picnic in the park.